Intimate Wash
Gentle formula for your most precious cargo, but still packs a punch where it counts. Keep things fresh where the sun doesn't shine!
Serious Hydration
This prebiotic-packed potion is loaded with Vitamin B3, Sandalwood extract, and Flower leaf extract, ensuring your balls stay safe, supple, and seriously hydrated.
pH Perfect
The Soil Gunk Cleanser™️ has a pH of 5.1 ideal for the male pubic area. This Soil Wash helps keep things balanced down there, reducing bacteria growth, bad odors, and pesky skin irritations or infections.
Hotel Bliss
Experience the refreshing scent of a posh hotel spa right at home. It's like a vacation for your nose—minus the jet lag and overpriced hotel menu. Free from synthetic oils, it leaves you and your kids feeling clean, relaxed, and luxuriously spoiled.
Why Did We Create This Soil Cleanser?
Because, let's face it, your groin's got the toughest gig in town! It handles sweat, travel, and all sorts of shenanigans. Our Soil Wash tropical isn't just a soap—it's like a vacation for your downstairs. Whether you've conquered the gym, survived a sword battle, or were summoned by the queen, this wash is your go-to. It's packed with goodies that refresh, rejuvenate, and make your precious boys feel loved and respected.
Why Regular Body Wash Is a No-Go for Your Pubic Area?
Your pubic area has its own delicate pH of 5-6, while most body washes run at a harsh 9-10.Using body wash there can mess up this balance, leading to itchiness, bad odor, and discomfort. Our pH-balanced Soil Cleanser keeps things in check, restoring your natural balance and keeping things running smoothly.
How to use
We might not be able to give a live demo, but it's simple! Apply a coin-sized amount to a loofah and gently lather up your little friends. Easy, effective, and refreshingly simple!
Ingredients
Hand picked with care and crafted with passion
Vitamin B3
Vitamin B3 boosts your skin's natural barrier, locks in moisture, and ramps up collagen production. It helps keep your skin's color even and balances pigmentation for a healthy glow.
Sandalwood Extract
Sandalwood oil soothes skin irritation and inflammation from friction, while cooling down your tropical region for a refreshing feel.
Citric Acid
Exfoliates dead skin cells, clears out pores, and helps even out skin tone and texture for a smoother, refreshed feel.